My insignificant results make me feel insignificant in front of

  1. the suffocating body of previous, influential findings;
  2. the presentation sprinting towards me at 432563472325 miles per hour, all the way laughing at me because we are SO UNREADY.

And, SPSS just makes me feel insignificant overall with all its confusing tables and charts.

Until I got into psychology, never had the word “insignificant” become so meaningful in my life.